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有《日本沉没》就有《日本以外全部沉没》，有《少林少女》为什么不能有《少林老女》？！这部在名字上恶搞《少林少女》的电影游戏，其实内容和《少林少女》毫无关系。邮递员冈本一平和往常一样挨家挨户派送邮件。在一户挂着“小林”门牌的家门口，一平按了半天门铃都没人应门。一平发现门没锁，就推门走了进去。没想到，屋里有个老太婆倒在地上，看上去已经没气了。大惊失色的一平马上拨通了110报警，在等待警方感到的当儿，一平摸到脚边有个卷轴，便打开看了起来，原来这是倒在地上的老太婆小林美代子的自传——在人迹罕至深山的少林寺。少林老女小林美代子和徒弟们一起练武修行。一天，美代子败在外号“一本足”的武术家手下，少林寺被夺走了。美代子流落到城市，靠模仿搞笑艺人赚钱渡日。不久后，她又在夜店里表演武术谋生。美代子的人生发生了重大转机，她坠入了爱河。然而在获得幸福之前，还有艰难的挑战等待着她。她必须打败“一本足”。曾经一度失去斗志的美代子，能胜过劲敌夺回少林寺么！？
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